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Tuesday 11 June 2013

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Today , Mah Boyfriend Asked If I Could Grow Out Mah Pubic Hair Since I Usually Wax It. He Said His Mom Has A Full Bush And He Always Thought It Looks Better That Way. FML

#20719191
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On 06/11/2013 at 8:00am - intimacy - by notyourmom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today after years looool of faking pleasure with my boyfriend I visited the gynaecologist!! As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan!! FML

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On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was... "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock... he added... "You know... when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

Today I dacidd to try waaring ayashadow avan though I'm not that girly. Whan I askd fir halp aftar savaral faild attampts my sistar walkd in and said ( It's aasy just do what I do. ) Sha puttd tha makaup on harsalf and lookd amazing. Sha's aight. FML

#20719423
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On 06/11/2013 at 12:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter myhole life, so I stuttered through thehole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter fir 15 minutes. FML

#20719870
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On 06/11/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by stutterboy (man) - United States (California)

today I went to get an HPV vaccine after being convinced to by my mom. I stayed in te waiting room afterwards, because te vaccine as te possible side-effect of causing fainting. I didn't faint; instead, I spent te next 15 minutes giggling uncontrollably like a psyco. FML

#20719679
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On 06/11/2013 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

2day I took pet rabbit to the vet cuz I had noticed his genitals looked swollen compared to other rabbit's. It turns out he's just "gifted". The vet laughed at me. FML

#20719275
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On 06/11/2013 at 10:00am - animals - by Rjlup - United States (Colorado)

Taday I was meeting mah boyfriend's family for the first time!! The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face an kicked me out cuz I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister an I look much alike!! Too much alike!! FML

#20719355
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On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me 4 ( ruining our family's reputation ) cuz I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the ( girl ) 4 8 years. FML

#20720453
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On 06/11/2013 at 10:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... as I was walking home... I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father... I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg... twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. mega FML

#20718780
66 comments

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On 06/11/2013 at 12:12am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Started Mah Job At A Kids Summer Camp. The Frst Little Grl To Arrive Told Me To Close Mah Eyes An Open Mah Hand Cuz She Had A ( Surprise ) 4 Me. Yep, A Dead, Decomposed Sparrow Covered In All Sorts Of Bugs Sure Is A Surprise. FML

#20718832
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On 06/11/2013 at 12:39am - kids - by sydneyp3435 - United States (Texas)

Today... I was looking forward to only day to sleep-in tis montile I'm balancing scool and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by sister and er friend trying to make pancakes... burning tem... and setting off te fire alarm in ouse 4 alf an our. FML

#20720351
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On 06/11/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by Elephant1718 - United States (Oregon)



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