Today, as always, I can’t touch or walk past anything without... - FML

theanswer97 - 31/05/2021 00:08

Today, as always, I can’t touch or walk past anything without knocking it down. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Today, I decided to be honest and told my husband I didn't love him anymore. It ended with a warrant for his arrest. FML

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Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

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Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML

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Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

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Today, I love my parents, but I'm culturally obliged to support them. However, I always feel sad because I can't purchase and pursue what I want, because my finances will suffer. I feel like I cannot enjoy my life to the fullest. They think I have money all the time. FML

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