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Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34464) - you deserved it (2734)

On 10/30/2009 at 8:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50210) - you deserved it (7104)

On 09/18/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by luvizwar (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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