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Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (5376)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)



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