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Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29587) - you deserved it (2504)

On 07/11/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by jenA (woman) - United States

Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58131) - you deserved it (2446)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Kitty_Gem (woman) - United States



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