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Today, the guardian angel charm my grandma gave to me for "safe driving" fell off my sun visor while I was driving. This scared me enough to cause me to swerve into another moving car. So much for safe driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20183) - you deserved it (6704)

On 10/16/2012 at 2:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44034) - you deserved it (13447)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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