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Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

#21295011
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I agree, your life sucks (35273) - you deserved it (2828)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

#20020549
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19013) - you deserved it (1547)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35919) - you deserved it (2720)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)



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