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Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16964) - you deserved it (1405)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32860) - you deserved it (2498)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)



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