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Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

#21496603
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23940) - you deserved it (2389)

On 11/25/2015 at 8:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

#21295011
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37892) - you deserved it (3234)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

#20020549
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22165) - you deserved it (1827)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38397) - you deserved it (2907)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)



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