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Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33965) - you deserved it (2651)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24288) - you deserved it (10351)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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