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Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML


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On 11/27/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by unknown - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML


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On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, I was teaching a special techniques class for ballet and was focusing on pirouettes. I was teaching a group of 8 year olds, and one student could do perfect triple turns one after the other. I still can't do them, and I've been dancing for 15 years. FML


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On 02/19/2010 at 6:52am - kids - by JJ101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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