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Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML

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On 08/20/2013 at 1:38pm - love - by LizzyJones - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to know when my period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML

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143 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 2:31am - love - by RayneWolf13 (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:44am - money - by LCDhell (woman) - United States

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

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178 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm - health - by AmySweet - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

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127 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

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171 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 2:42pm - love - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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