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FML with : I found out my mother

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Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML

#20499258
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44186) - you deserved it (5658)

On 02/09/2013 at 7:00am - intimacy - by Lois - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32429) - you deserved it (2501)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by isucksomuch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41648) - you deserved it (2823)

On 07/15/2010 at 6:52am - misc - by photonut13 - Canada (Ontario)



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