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Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30060) - you deserved it (13854)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)



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