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Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50897) - you deserved it (3081)

On 03/23/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my 16 yr old cousin needed help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changed my name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handed my resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39202) - you deserved it (3865)

On 08/12/2009 at 9:47pm - work - by Jobless (woman) - United States (California)



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