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Today, I was hit with a sudden onset of diarrhea and had to use the washroom on the train. As soon as I pulled down my pants, my worst nightmare came true, as someone opened the door and exposed me to the other passengers. FML

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

#21056453
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20582) - you deserved it (38687)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bored out of my mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to "Boring shit with almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it for everyone. FML

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

#20544551
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15302) - you deserved it (29729)

On 03/15/2013 at 8:35am - work - by benoit (man) - France

Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awaken during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML

#19727538
246 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 4:27pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25842) - you deserved it (3973)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

#16558190
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32801) - you deserved it (8010)

On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39802) - you deserved it (8357)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML

#15232480
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15163) - you deserved it (33289)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

#7207594
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27510) - you deserved it (5693)

On 01/07/2010 at 10:30pm - love - by DDubs (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

#5492768
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34361) - you deserved it (2808)

On 09/26/2009 at 8:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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