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Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26687) - you deserved it (11166)

On 04/07/2011 at 5:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant, I decided to reinspect the bite. I found ten more which itch and burn. My parents' new nickname for me is "Firebutt". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (3566)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:04pm - health - by Firepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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