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Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

#21523258
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On 02/06/2016 at 12:04am - misc - by sick of this shit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my cellphone-hating teacher called someone during class, so I called him out about it. Turned out his wife was having a tumor removed, and he was calling to see if she was okay. FML

Today, I absentmindedly smiled and told my grandfather to "have fun" before closing the door behind him. He was leaving to go to his chemotherapy session for lung cancer. FML

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

#21511306
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On 01/04/2016 at 6:18am - health - by tessisue - Germany

Today, I found out you can get hemorrhoids during labor even if you have a c-section. FML

#21507878
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On 12/25/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a disturbing video on my 8-year-old's tablet. In the video, I was suffering from sleep paralysis. He's convinced I'm part demon. FML

#21507260
57 comments

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On 12/24/2015 at 11:06am - kids - by mommiedearest - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

#21506547
55 comments

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On 12/22/2015 at 11:53am - love - by pabj208 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML

#21506318
67 comments

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On 12/21/2015 at 6:30pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I used my phone to take pictures of my hemorrhoids to show my doctor, forgetting I'd set my phone to upload all photos to a shared Dropbox account. My mother-in-law called. FML

Today, I told a customer to have a nice day. Little did I know it'd make her have an emotional breakdown and nearly cause me to lose my job. FML

#21501835
44 comments

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On 12/09/2015 at 10:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

#21498058
81 comments

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On 11/29/2015 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since I got married. It's also two weeks since my husband got cold feet about moving in together, because he thinks the sudden change would be too emotionally distressing for his cat. FML

#21495373
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On 11/22/2015 at 1:10am - love - by unimpressed bride (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML

#21495350
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On 11/21/2015 at 11:54pm - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML

#21492099
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On 11/13/2015 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

#21491942
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On 11/13/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by fryebaby623 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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