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Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27874) - you deserved it (3807)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:41am - love - by kirrby - United States (Nevada)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53112) - you deserved it (24657)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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