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Today, I donated blood for the first time. It wasn't until I passed out on the ice during hockey practice that I remembered the nurse warning me not to do any type of exercise. FML

#21519730
46 comments

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On 01/26/2016 at 4:38pm - health - by ktm1313 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

#21519267
42 comments

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On 01/25/2016 at 1:02pm - work - by Tiffer27 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML

#21506874
69 comments

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On 12/23/2015 at 12:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany

Today, I passed out in my kitchen and was woken up by my dog. Not because she was worried about me, but because my body was blocking her food dish. FML

#21471000
40 comments

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On 09/21/2015 at 12:22pm - animals - by mayhemily (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I gave blood for the first time, since I'm a universal donor. After it was done, I passed out, woke up, puked, and passed out again. The kind nurses told me I was the worst case they had seen all week. So much for doing something to help others. FML

#21467229
66 comments

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On 09/11/2015 at 9:55am - health - by angelsaredicks (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

#21463299
78 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

#21459680
65 comments

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On 08/23/2015 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML

#21457409
63 comments

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On 08/18/2015 at 12:30am - health - by jami898 - United States (Oregon)

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML

#21445474
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On 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm - health - by qhorin halflung (woman) -

Today, I passed by a cute girl who was staring intensely at me. When I glanced in her direction, she smiled. Taking this as a positive sign, I approached her. Before I could say anything, she handed me a flyer explaining the benefits of STD testing. Apparently, I look like I need it. FML

#21441952
50 comments

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On 07/15/2015 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Teste (man) - Spain

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

#21416582
67 comments

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On 05/27/2015 at 10:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

#21359872
94 comments

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On 02/20/2015 at 3:00pm - misc - by all tweened out (man) - Canada

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

#21348837
103 comments

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On 02/03/2015 at 2:50am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML

#21344355
46 comments

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On 01/26/2015 at 1:55am - work - by Thisismylife (woman) - Canada

Today, while waiting for a plane, a man in a wheelchair was struggling to get to baggage, so I helped him. I did so without realising that I passed through the "No Entry" gate. What did I forget? My phone, my ID, and my boarding pass. What do you need to get back to the plane? All of those. FML



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