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Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML

#21337587
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I agree, your life sucks (38704) - you deserved it (4439)

On 01/15/2015 at 12:23pm - love - by Can I press charges? (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45478) - you deserved it (3412)

On 04/09/2011 at 12:02am - love - by WhatTheBleep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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