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Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24664) - you deserved it (7261)

On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at a Buddhist shrine and wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time, when I got stung by a bee. I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder. How does karma work again? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20019) - you deserved it (3736)

On 02/09/2012 at 6:05am - health - by thairsha (woman) - Japan

Today, I was offered to attend a Buddhist ceremony by one of my regular customers. Not wanting to offend the couple, I made an excuse about have a project for oceanography. Surprise, the husband is an oceanographer and wants to help me with my imaginary project. Karma much? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9718) - you deserved it (46577)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - work - by whatproject (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs onto cement and had to get stitches in my knee. The class I was running to was Buddhist Philosophy where I was supposed to give a presentation on how we all need to slow down and stop rushing through life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21771) - you deserved it (57963)

On 03/17/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Noname - United States (Washington)



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