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Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28870) - you deserved it (5359)

On 08/19/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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