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Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

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On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

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On 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 9:41am - health - by kcd (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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