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Today, I took a pregnancy test. I was disappointed it was negative, as my fiancé and I have been together for four years and have a strong relationship. He danced with happiness when he discovered the test was negative and tried to high-five me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10799) - you deserved it (21271)

On 09/30/2012 at 5:30am - love - by BeforeItWasCool - United Kingdom



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