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Today, my fiancé spent three hours arguing with his mom about how Scientology is a cult followed by simple-minded asshats; she shouted at him saying Xenu will come and fuck his shit up for not believing. This woman is going to be my children's grandmother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20042) - you deserved it (2064)

On 10/15/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa



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