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Today, I got stuck in the elevator at work. When I was finally let out, my boss decided I shouldn't get a lunch break, because I'd already had over an hour off work while in the elevator. I had to starve through 5 more hours of work. FML

#21460168
103 comments

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On 08/24/2015 at 5:28pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Liguria)

Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML

#21345278
46 comments

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On 01/27/2015 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

#19575961
57 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

#18055986
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25769) - you deserved it (6672)

On 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm - animals - by kengu (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)



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