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Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20274) - you deserved it (52694)

On 07/25/2014 at 2:05am - animals - by fuckendog (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41157) - you deserved it (8845)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

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