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Today, seeing Ozzy Osbourne live for the first time, I was trying to get the perfect photo of the entire band on stage. That is, until a sudden burst of pyrotechnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from the camera hitting me in the face. FML

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On 11/26/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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