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Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

#21396485
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13995) - you deserved it (26876)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:39pm - love - by queenbitch - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39051) - you deserved it (21243)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

#6357230
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7788) - you deserved it (37414)

On 11/18/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by ggbhghggg - United States (Missouri)

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7872) - you deserved it (76904)

On 04/17/2009 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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