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Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
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I agree, your life sucks (33323) - you deserved it (19266)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5893) - you deserved it (31689)

On 11/18/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by ggbhghggg - United States (Missouri)

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6622) - you deserved it (71344)

On 04/17/2009 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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