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Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25643) - you deserved it (4569)

On 10/08/2012 at 1:31am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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