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Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7580) - you deserved it (24655)

On 11/24/2012 at 1:41pm - misc - by kay51 (woman) - United Kingdom



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