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Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by ThanksMom (man) - United States (Michigan)



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