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Today, my mom was watching me during my Taekwondo lessons. She was yelling at me to focus on my own work and to quit hanging out with the little kids. I'm the instructor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24750) - you deserved it (1634)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friend-zone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38086) - you deserved it (16755)

On 05/16/2013 at 4:31pm - health - by getafucktoysomewhereelsedude (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35022) - you deserved it (3083)

On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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