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Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML


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On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML


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On 10/16/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by xXx (man) - United States (California)

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