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Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

#20724232
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I agree, your life sucks (50176) - you deserved it (6220)

On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17180) - you deserved it (29943)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35761) - you deserved it (2446)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by xXx (man) - United States (California)



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