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Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44663) - you deserved it (7729)

On 02/10/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by aarong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

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On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)



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