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Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

#21425769
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On 06/14/2015 at 2:35am - health - by flipflap (woman) -

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

#19962660
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22904) - you deserved it (1822)

On 07/20/2012 at 3:58am - misc - by Grrr (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

#6192085
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32884) - you deserved it (4458)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:12am - health - by chairlee (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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