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Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22844) - you deserved it (1816)

On 07/20/2012 at 3:58am - misc - by Grrr (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32782) - you deserved it (4457)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:12am - health - by chairlee (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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