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Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML


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On 01/14/2013 at 7:56am - love - by shiney100893 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

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