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Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML

#21519490
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I agree, your life sucks (19057) - you deserved it (1278)

On 01/25/2016 at 10:37pm - work - by Kan23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

#21002970
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43411) - you deserved it (3610)

On 12/23/2013 at 9:48pm - love - by .... (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29072) - you deserved it (81925)

On 07/31/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67507) - you deserved it (6215)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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