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Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML

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On 02/08/2015 at 3:35am - animals - by OnlyAvailableID - Australia

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)



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