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Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14319) - you deserved it (42670)

On 03/05/2015 at 9:32am - misc - by jlol - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15749) - you deserved it (41574)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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