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Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25913) - you deserved it (2877)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:08pm - misc - by tenthousandspoon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)

Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47513) - you deserved it (7062)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by lalibear (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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