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Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29296) - you deserved it (3651)

On 10/13/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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