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Today, I realised the extent of my wife's cat obsession when I received an $850 bill for the air conditioner she leaves on for our 5 cats while we are at work. FML

#20524027
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (4010)

On 02/27/2013 at 2:12am - animals - by thecatlady (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML

#19355231
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28466) - you deserved it (2197)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11285) - you deserved it (33616)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML

#10773594
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28876) - you deserved it (5220)

On 05/26/2010 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

#3787096
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17063) - you deserved it (39183)

On 07/15/2009 at 10:08pm - work - by beingthebossisoverrated (woman) - United States (California)



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