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Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28807) - you deserved it (2864)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by crippy - United States

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML


I agree, your life sucks (36023) - you deserved it (1873)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

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