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Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25782) - you deserved it (2929)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33533) - you deserved it (4193)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States



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