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Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46044) - you deserved it (5319)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

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342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29079) - you deserved it (3208)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36690) - you deserved it (4482)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States



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