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Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13516) - you deserved it (35322)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Liz - United States (Florida)

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38680) - you deserved it (4555)

On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37151) - you deserved it (3213)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Yoooooo0 (woman) - United States



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