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FML with : ride my bike

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Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

#21359275
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I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (3691)

On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

#6357230
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8533) - you deserved it (39554)

On 11/18/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by ggbhghggg - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to ride my bike to the bus stop to go to school. I wasn't even half way and the last bus had already left. I figured I would loop around instead of going back the way I came and ended up riding 16 miles before I got home. FML

#1325
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6877) - you deserved it (17867)

On 01/16/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by Alex - United States (Arizona)



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