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Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

#21424643
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On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened with the tailoring but not only does it not fit, but it also looks like deli meat. FML

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On 04/20/2015 at 5:41pm - misc - by Deli meat prom - United States (Texas)

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

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On 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by scared4myhair - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, "Wow those are so unique". I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML

#21370634
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On 03/08/2015 at 5:49pm - misc - by uglyshoegirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

#21136990
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On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to work at the restaurant instead of going to the prom, which nobody asked me out to. For five hours, I got to shamefully greet and seat people on their way home from the prom, all of whom knew I was too lame to get asked out. FML

#21111507
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On 04/12/2014 at 11:01pm - work - by annoyed teen - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

#20673563
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On 05/19/2013 at 6:33pm - animals - by rach (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

#20642331
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On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

#20589845
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On 04/14/2013 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

#20544424
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On 03/15/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by ipaid350dollarsfornothing - Qatar

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

#15999720
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On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML

#15503138
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On 03/26/2011 at 8:26pm - health - by coolkid111 - United States (New York)

Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML

#15374128
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On 03/18/2011 at 10:29pm - health - by iAMloud - United States

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

#10880596
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On 05/31/2010 at 5:15am - health - by FarisH (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)



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