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Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML

#21505128
117 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 11:37am - love - by periods (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

#21503523
153 comments

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On 12/14/2015 at 2:29am - love - by Haitwun (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

#21501460
81 comments

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On 12/08/2015 at 12:14pm - love - by alexa (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

#21490397
49 comments

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On 11/09/2015 at 2:33pm - kids - by Kidsthesedays (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

#21467447
70 comments

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On 09/11/2015 at 9:54pm - love - by T___T (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while blissfully unaware that it was the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, I was making paper airplanes during my free period in school. Next thing I know, I was reported for, "making jokes about the 9/11 attacks." FML

#21467190
186 comments

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On 09/11/2015 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML

#21466659
124 comments

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On 09/09/2015 at 9:15pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML

#21466537
81 comments

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On 09/09/2015 at 3:55pm - animals - by nah - United States (Texas)

Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML

#21459211
250 comments

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On 08/22/2015 at 6:47am - health - by period pains - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

#21455940
124 comments

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On 08/14/2015 at 9:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

#21453304
175 comments

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On 08/07/2015 at 10:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML

#21405471
101 comments

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On 05/06/2015 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

#21398967
104 comments

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On 04/24/2015 at 11:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, whilst in the last week of my notice period, I was instructed by my boss to tell six new employees that their jobs had fallen through before they'd even started. Later that afternoon, I received a call from my line manager. Guess whose own job has fallen through too. FML

#21397399
42 comments

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On 04/21/2015 at 12:45pm - work - by Karma (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML



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