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Today, my musically-molested brother gave me a One Direction album for my birthday. FML

#21442047
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On 07/15/2015 at 1:14pm - misc - by thanks diptard (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's my birthday. What did I get? A 12-hour work shift, after spending an almost sleepless night in a computer chair because my bed is infested with bed bugs. FML

#21439671
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On 07/10/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went by myself to do a birthday party in a park, dressed as Elsa from Frozen. Everything was going fine until another Elsa and an Anna showed up to a nearby party. The kids then decided I was a fake and pulled my wig off. FML

#21439169
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On 07/09/2015 at 7:08pm - work - by princessrose - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML

#21433680
75 comments

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On 06/29/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by youdontknowmewhy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML

#21428456
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On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after 5 years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to 6 angry texts about how I'm 'selfish' for not staying at home with my family. FML

#21426395
89 comments

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On 06/15/2015 at 9:39am - misc - by happy21sttome (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

#21425434
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On 06/13/2015 at 12:34pm - kids - by thanks for the $5 gift voucher (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML

#21422985
51 comments

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On 06/08/2015 at 7:38pm - love - by firehurts - United States (New York)

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

#21421168
74 comments

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On 06/05/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by Dig4life - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML

#21419713
103 comments

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On 06/02/2015 at 1:58pm - kids - by Cammi0 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML

#21417814
48 comments

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On 05/29/2015 at 10:39pm - animals - by poophead (woman) - Philippines

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

#21417382
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On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
60 comments

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On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my little sister knocking on my door. Today's my birthday, so I thought she'd surprise me with something. Instead, she just asked me, "How's it feel to be a year older and still alone?" I just turned 20. The truth hurts. FML

Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML

#21409757
108 comments

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On 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm - misc - by Muralove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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