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Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

#21432817
47 comments

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On 06/27/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

#21432346
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11116) - you deserved it (33896)

On 06/26/2015 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

#21430988
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21560) - you deserved it (3150)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:16am - love - by imblue42 - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

#21430956
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21046) - you deserved it (5350)

On 06/24/2015 at 12:16am - love - by It's CSI Miami - United States (California)

Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML

#21430672
117 comments

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On 06/23/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for 4 or more hours. Not even 2 hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML

#21426852
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26773) - you deserved it (2009)

On 06/16/2015 at 1:47am - misc - by use your brain mother - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally confronted my mom about how I felt about her three divorces. She then explained that she went through the divorces because I failed to keep the house clean. FML

#21425930
74 comments

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On 06/14/2015 at 1:06pm - misc - by lulumars (woman) - United States

Today, I am going to take a law school test. My Mom told me to relax, so I told her, "I'm better at stressing out, so I have something to fall back on if I bomb the test." To which she replied, "And masturbating, you've always excelled at that." FML

#21422751
60 comments

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On 06/08/2015 at 9:35am - intimacy - by LZapped (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

#21422282
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24552) - you deserved it (1395)

On 06/07/2015 at 11:46am - misc - by MagnusDeus - United States (California)

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

#21422192
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30143) - you deserved it (2227)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:46am - misc - by .......... (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

#21421662
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27413) - you deserved it (8530)

On 06/06/2015 at 5:11am - misc - by lehonX9 (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

#21421168
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (1929)

On 06/05/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by Dig4life - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

#21419164
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35869) - you deserved it (2655)

On 06/01/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by kash (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML

#21417105
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24318) - you deserved it (2935)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by svunimportant - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29920) - you deserved it (2952)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)



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